Winning arguments is easy ;)

just follow this rule win away. 

Easy aint it :D 

Bechare boys.......

LADKIYON KI KAHANI:
If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"
If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"
If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"
If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"
ladkiyan re ladkiya . .bechare boys

TAX: INDIA and its true but funny txing structure

Born free Taxed to Death........

Question 1 : What are you doing?
Ans : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!

Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory...
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Services?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

Question 18 : How you Travel?
Ans : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX

Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans : Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!
(email forward)

Laloo gets a job in Microsoft Corporation......

after loosing out the elections - Shri. Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... ... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ---- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement -- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- AB Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks -- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

enjoy have fun n comment tooooooooooo

Birth in Tech Age

Little Boy: Dad How was I Born?

Dad: Well, Son your Mom & I Got 2gther At Yahoo".

We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe"

your Mom Agreed 2 "Download Data" From My "Pen Drive".

Just  When I Was About 2 "Transfer"

We Realized that Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall"

It Was 2 Late 2 hit "Delete".

9 Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying

"U Have Got A MALE"

I wanna tell you something !!!!

Aaj main tumse 1 baat kahana chahta hu
ye baat main tab
se hi kahana
chahta tha jab se maine
tumhe pahala scrap bheja tha i.e.
jab tum meri frndlist me add hui thi
par tab himmat nahi ho
pai aur fir darata tha
ki tum naraj ho jaogi
ya fir mujse baat nahi karogi
ya fir mujse dosti nahi karogi
jo me nahi chahta tha
par ab me aapne aap
ko nahi rok sakta tum se yah kahane
se ki..............
par 1 baat aur plzzz narazzz na hona
kam se kam javab jaroor dena
mujhse baat karana mat chor dena
aur scrap karana bhi
badi muskil se kah pa raha hu
wo baat jo 1 insaan apni jindagi me shayad hi kisi se kah pata hoga
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MELODY ITNI CHOCKLATI KYO HOTI HAI ??

You decide - confused Girls

Girls You decide what we do .............
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

Confused aren't they these girls!!!!

Exams again and again why?????????

Hum jeete ek bar hai,
marte ek bar hai,
pyar ek bar hota hai,
aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...
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EXAMS BAAR-BAAR
KYUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reccession and cost cutting

Alibaba Aur 40 Chor The,
Ab
Alibaba Aur 30 Chor Ho Gaye.
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Recession Boss !
10 Chor Ko Nikal Diya.......................
COST CUTTING

Rules and principles for students

5 Rules for students

1. Never make noise in class because it disturbs others who are sleeping
2. .Be absent to keep campus clean.
3. Take some fruits for animals in the staff room.
4. Always take bags because it acts like a pillow.
5. Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice you...!!!

5 Principles of students life:

• Love your bed , it is your temple
• Relax in the day so that you can sleep at night
• Dont do something omorrow that you can do day after
  tomorrow
• If you feel like studying sit down and wait till the feeling
  goes away.
• Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for sick
  people.

5 Points to prove that you are a normal student

1. Unnecessary talk on the phone
2. Plan each day to study but at the end of the day "kal se pakka"
3. You have all notes but study one day before the exam.
4. Right now you are thinking of forwarding this to all your friends.
5. On each point you smiled because its true..!!!

School life Vs College life

School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days
College: 100 colored dresses for 1 day
School: 2 note books for 1 subject
College: 1 notebook for all subjects
School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)
College: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette)
School: Most frequent letter-Leave letter
College: Most frequent letter - Love letter
School: if we go itz boring
college :if we dont go its boring
SO ENJOY !!!