Laloo gets a job in Microsoft Corporation......

after loosing out the elections - Shri. Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... ... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ---- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement -- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- AB Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks -- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

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Reccession and cost cutting

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10 Chor Ko Nikal Diya.......................
COST CUTTING

Rules and principles for students

5 Rules for students

1. Never make noise in class because it disturbs others who are sleeping
2. .Be absent to keep campus clean.
3. Take some fruits for animals in the staff room.
4. Always take bags because it acts like a pillow.
5. Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice you...!!!

5 Principles of students life:

• Love your bed , it is your temple
• Relax in the day so that you can sleep at night
• Dont do something omorrow that you can do day after
  tomorrow
• If you feel like studying sit down and wait till the feeling
  goes away.
• Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for sick
  people.

5 Points to prove that you are a normal student

1. Unnecessary talk on the phone
2. Plan each day to study but at the end of the day "kal se pakka"
3. You have all notes but study one day before the exam.
4. Right now you are thinking of forwarding this to all your friends.
5. On each point you smiled because its true..!!!

laff for a while

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

laff for a while

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I’m falling in love

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..
Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents

Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab