CHEMICAL LOVE LETTER

Hydrogen Tetraborate,

Carboxyl Road,

Propane

Dearest Alkali,

The day I saw you, there were sudden Chemical reactions within me involving phenolic and benzoic rings of love. Chemically, it was found that you were the reagent for the reaction. I wanted to convey my feeling that very day but since Aldehyde, Ketone and Ether were with you, I realized that the reaction conditions are unsuitable & you would show Chemical Inertness. So, I had to control the nuclear reactions of my mind using Cadmium rods.If according to first law of Love Dynamics, the following reaction: Heart(Miss Alkali in absolute privacy), Affection can be propagated, then meet me at Ammonium Restaurant, Butyl Road at 5 PM failing which I shall consume a mixture of H2SO4 + HNO3 + CH3COOH + C4H5ClNO3 +(C2H5)4Pb.

Yours Chemically,
Methanoic Acid

SHORT LOVE STORY

There was a Blind Girl
*WhO Hate Herself
*cOz Of being Blind She Hate every1
*Except her Boy friend
*1 day de Girl said
*that if She can
*Only c the wOrld
*she will marry her bOyfriend
*One day sOme1
*dOnated eyes On her
*& then she saw Every thing
*including her bOyfriend
*her bOyfriend ask her
*"nOw that u can c
*will u Marry Me
*the girl was shOcked when
*she saw her bOyfriend
*is alsO Blind
*& she refuse tO Marry him
*Her bOyfriend walk away
*with Tears & said
*" just take care Of
*my eyes dear."