naked truth

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed
1 Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test for the next day In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirtThen went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night & on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 daysOn the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days
The Test consisted of only 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Q1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q2. which tyre bursted? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right !
Hats off to the Dean

laff for a while

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

laff for a while

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I’m falling in love

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..
Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents

Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab

Difference between real and fake friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days thengive it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for lifE