Its a Man's world BUT Girls Rock

When a girl cries - "The world consoles her"
But when a boy cries - " Come on man dont be a girl"
If a girl slaps a boy - "Boy has done the mistake"
If a boy slaps a girl - "Rascal does'nt know how to respect ladies"
If a boy talks to girls - "He is flirting "
If a girl is talking to boys - "She is friendly"
If a girl meets with an accident - "Then its the mistake of others"
If a boy meets with an accident - "Bloody you dont know how to drive"
Still people say - "IT'S A MAN'S WORLD"
But GIRLS ROCK.....!!!!!

Rules and principles for students

5 Rules for students

1. Never make noise in class because it disturbs others who are sleeping
2. .Be absent to keep campus clean.
3. Take some fruits for animals in the staff room.
4. Always take bags because it acts like a pillow.
5. Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice you...!!!

5 Principles of students life:

• Love your bed , it is your temple
• Relax in the day so that you can sleep at night
• Dont do something omorrow that you can do day after
  tomorrow
• If you feel like studying sit down and wait till the feeling
  goes away.
• Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for sick
  people.

5 Points to prove that you are a normal student

1. Unnecessary talk on the phone
2. Plan each day to study but at the end of the day "kal se pakka"
3. You have all notes but study one day before the exam.
4. Right now you are thinking of forwarding this to all your friends.
5. On each point you smiled because its true..!!!

School life Vs College life

School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days
College: 100 colored dresses for 1 day
School: 2 note books for 1 subject
College: 1 notebook for all subjects
School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)
College: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette)
School: Most frequent letter-Leave letter
College: Most frequent letter - Love letter
School: if we go itz boring
college :if we dont go its boring
SO ENJOY !!!

handling INDIA me alone!!!

LETS SEE..............
Population of india : 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.(Both categories don't work)
1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore are under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.
U are busy ' reading blogs.. '..!!
HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

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join Laughter challangBanta class mein - madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok ,
to sunao..Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….
aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam….
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
z for zara sa to khalo apple
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