Sunday, January 25, 2009

Why do students fail in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on your B'day??
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass

Monday, January 12, 2009

SHORT LOVE STORY

There was a Blind Girl
*WhO Hate Herself
*cOz Of being Blind She Hate every1
*Except her Boy friend
*1 day de Girl said
*that if She can
*Only c the wOrld
*she will marry her bOyfriend
*One day sOme1
*dOnated eyes On her
*& then she saw Every thing
*including her bOyfriend
*her bOyfriend ask her
*"nOw that u can c
*will u Marry Me
*the girl was shOcked when
*she saw her bOyfriend
*is alsO Blind
*& she refuse tO Marry him
*Her bOyfriend walk away
*with Tears & said
*" just take care Of
*my eyes dear."

Reccession and cost cutting

Alibaba Aur 40 Chor The,
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Alibaba Aur 30 Chor Ho Gaye.
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Recession Boss !
10 Chor Ko Nikal Diya.......................
COST CUTTING

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Its a Man's world BUT Girls Rock

When a girl cries - "The world consoles her"
But when a boy cries - " Come on man dont be a girl"
If a girl slaps a boy - "Boy has done the mistake"
If a boy slaps a girl - "Rascal does'nt know how to respect ladies"
If a boy talks to girls - "He is flirting "
If a girl is talking to boys - "She is friendly"
If a girl meets with an accident - "Then its the mistake of others"
If a boy meets with an accident - "Bloody you dont know how to drive"
Still people say - "IT'S A MAN'S WORLD"
But GIRLS ROCK.....!!!!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Rules and principles for students

5 Rules for students
  1. Never make noise in class because it disturbs others who are sleeping
  2. .Be absent to keep campus clean.
  3. Take some fruits for animals in the staff room.
  4. Always take bags because it acts like a pillow.
  5. Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice you...!!!

5 Principles of students life:

  • Love your bed , it is your temple
  • Relax in the day so that you can sleep at night
  • Dont do something omorrow that you can do day after
    tomorrow
  • If you feel like studying sit down and wait till the feeling
    goes away.
  • Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for sick
    people.

5 Points to prove that you are a normal student

  1. Unnecessary talk on the phone
  2. Plan each day to study but at the end of the day "kal se pakka"
  3. You have all notes but study one day before the exam.
  4. Right now you are thinking of forwarding this to all your friends.
  5. On each point you smiled because its true..!!!