Please use your vote:

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month :10,000
Office expenditure per month :14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000( e.g. For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)(All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e.. . 2.66 lakh/month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)
AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES...
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities. .........
And this is the present condition of our country:
855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have........ .........

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENS OF INDIA ....

 

HI FRIENDS VOTING ARE NEAR SO I M REQUESTING YOU FROM MY END FROM ALL OUR INDIA. PLEASE DO VOTE FOR A GOOD AND GREAT LEADER. PLZ DONT WASTE YOUR PRICELESS VOTE ON CORRUPT OR WRONG LEADER.

HUMME SE KISINAKISIKO SHURUAAT KARNI HOGI EK ACHE BHARAT KE LIYE...

(an email forward)

CHEMICAL LOVE LETTER

Hydrogen Tetraborate,

Carboxyl Road,

Propane

Dearest Alkali,

The day I saw you, there were sudden Chemical reactions within me involving phenolic and benzoic rings of love. Chemically, it was found that you were the reagent for the reaction. I wanted to convey my feeling that very day but since Aldehyde, Ketone and Ether were with you, I realized that the reaction conditions are unsuitable & you would show Chemical Inertness. So, I had to control the nuclear reactions of my mind using Cadmium rods.If according to first law of Love Dynamics, the following reaction: Heart(Miss Alkali in absolute privacy), Affection can be propagated, then meet me at Ammonium Restaurant, Butyl Road at 5 PM failing which I shall consume a mixture of H2SO4 + HNO3 + CH3COOH + C4H5ClNO3 +(C2H5)4Pb.

Yours Chemically,
Methanoic Acid

Movie titles related to students and exams:

The exams for 2nd PUC starting from the Friday 13th here are some movie title related to students

Exams: socha na tha,
Classes: kabhi kabhi,
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum,
Copying: Yaarana,
Maths1: Asambhav,
Maths2:Mission impossible,
1st semester: kuch to hai,
2nd semester: yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction: Kal ho na ho,
1st class: Raju ban gaya gentleman,
2nd class:Dil mange more,
Fail: Phir milenge..........!!!

BEST OF LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS EVERYBODY.

Birth in Tech Age

Little Boy: Dad How was I Born?

Dad: Well, Son your Mom & I Got 2gther At Yahoo".

We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe"

your Mom Agreed 2 "Download Data" From My "Pen Drive".

Just  When I Was About 2 "Transfer"

We Realized that Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall"

It Was 2 Late 2 hit "Delete".

9 Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying

"U Have Got A MALE"

I wanna tell you something !!!!

Aaj main tumse 1 baat kahana chahta hu
ye baat main tab
se hi kahana
chahta tha jab se maine
tumhe pahala scrap bheja tha i.e.
jab tum meri frndlist me add hui thi
par tab himmat nahi ho
pai aur fir darata tha
ki tum naraj ho jaogi
ya fir mujse baat nahi karogi
ya fir mujse dosti nahi karogi
jo me nahi chahta tha
par ab me aapne aap
ko nahi rok sakta tum se yah kahane
se ki..............
par 1 baat aur plzzz narazzz na hona
kam se kam javab jaroor dena
mujhse baat karana mat chor dena
aur scrap karana bhi
badi muskil se kah pa raha hu
wo baat jo 1 insaan apni jindagi me shayad hi kisi se kah pata hoga
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MELODY ITNI CHOCKLATI KYO HOTI HAI ??