Hairy woes!

Ek-do-teen-chaar

body hair is big fat atyachaar!

Char paanch che

Hair makes my body look meh! 

BF decides to surprise me whacky!
He gets close to me n Iam all shacky!

Gifts a sleeveless top, in mood for fun

want to see me in it, n my heart says run, run, run...

he says No more Ramanchi,

give me one precious jhalak ji! 

Mind rings a bell out of the blue,

Its Gillette satin care for quick rescue.

Tell him 15  mins and ill be back

A quick shave and iam on track!

satin smooth skin without ado,

the feeling of sunkissed morning Dew

Now even black is such a vibrant hue

I wish I had opted for my hair removal before, PHEW!

This post is a part of the Gillette Satin Care contest in association with BlogAdda.com

Prickly woes!

Smooth, smoother, smoothest !
 Dont we all just like men well groomed ? Kisses are meant to be enjoyed not turn into a prickly punishment session.

Here are tips to make him go get a shave!:

-Do an extra long drooling session with hot clean shaven actors in front of your man, make him go all 'J'

-Avoid the KISS!  every time he approaches for a kiss tell him his stubble pricks n avoid it .

- Ask Him to shave point blank!...... sing Mai Pareshaan Pareshaan every time you spot him with a stubble!

-If he doesnt budge at that Threat him that his next Birthday gift is going to be a super fabulous gillette razor and not a romantic surprise you were initially planning.... yes ladies make him crave so he shaves ;)

- If that doesnt work , go ahead actually gift him a razor ! Infact gift him an all personalized hamper, with shaving cream , after shaves and shaving brush etc, which will actually make him shave :D

- If he is still adamant go ahead give him a personal style make over on his birthday! Ask him 'ill shave you stubble off while you get to watch me do it all being this close to me ? wanna try?'

See him try saying NO to that ;)

Viola You have your man all groomed,  time for party!


This post is a part of the ‘Shave or Crave’ movement in association with BlogAdda.com

Its a tit for tat ! shave or crave !

How to get Men get rid of their evening stubble ?? asks blogadda
Tit for Tat is my simple and sure working answer!

We Women Put in so much of effort to look good, there is eyebrow threading, waxing, hair cuts, make up, and what not ! And men are so lazy and take us so lightly that they just SKIP the shave ! not done!
Dont we just love it when He takes the effort to look good, smell good and surprise you with wow gifts? He loves it too!

So, when your man is sporting repeated stubble, making kissing a big prickly fat pain , then stop and make him crave! Give him a taste of his own medicine, dress shoddily, keep yourself ungroomed n pass on the message .

My hubby had this real bad stubble craze or rather laziness drives and dint shave regularly. We were supposed to be on a dinner date together on a Friday, that is when i tried my tit for tat formula...
Hubby arrived home i was dressed in a drab little loose fitting tee and faded jeans and his reaction reaction was worth its worth in gold.

'Why are you not yet ready " he asked his eyes popping out !
Have you lost it ? I AM fully  ready all set to go!
In this?
whats wrong with THIS?
Whats wrong with YOU?
exactly my question ! You dont take efforts to look good for me and well I have lost interest too! Fab or drab does it matter honey? as long as we are together!
Together My foot ! Date cancelled, message reaching right on the spot and a clean shaved and shiny hubby back !

When dashing hubby saath ho, to ghar pe dinner bhi date lage :) Well groomed wala Date ;)

The post is a work of fiction

This post is a part of the ‘Shave or Crave’ movement in association with BlogAdda.com

Email ids of Bollywood stars:

Email ids often depict your total personality in itself. here are some bollywood celebs whose funny mail ids can read like this

Aishwarya – beauty.queen@budhi-hogi-teri-maa.com

Ameesha Patel – 36-36-36@desighee.com

Salman Khan – wanted.dabangg@ready.pk

Katrina – i.know.hindi@3-words-per-minute.com

Sonam Kapoor – chatterbox@100-tweets-per-hour.com

Dolly Bindra – stereophonic.sound@animal-planet.com

Rajnikant - google@rajnikant.com

Akshay Kumar – tees.maar.khan@pit-gayi.com

Tusshar Kapoor – aa.aa.ee.ee.oo.oo.uu.uu@ektakapoor.com

Uday Chopra – wannabe.romantic.hero@my-daddy-strongest?.com

SRK – loverboy@kkkkaranjohar.com

Deepika – tattoo.is.the.new.sindoor@koi-bhi-chaleg?a.com

Farah – 4give.me@srk.com

Ranbeer singh – sabki.band.bajaadi@superstar.com

Preity Zinta – dimple.queen@koi-nahi-poochta.com

Women English : UNcoded

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
13. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like