Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I’m falling in love
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!
Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab