Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Its a Man's world BUT Girls Rock

When a girl cries - "The world consoles her"
But when a boy cries - " Come on man dont be a girl"
If a girl slaps a boy - "Boy has done the mistake"
If a boy slaps a girl - "Rascal does'nt know how to respect ladies"
If a boy talks to girls - "He is flirting "
If a girl is talking to boys - "She is friendly"
If a girl meets with an accident - "Then its the mistake of others"
If a boy meets with an accident - "Bloody you dont know how to drive"
Still people say - "IT'S A MAN'S WORLD"
But GIRLS ROCK.....!!!!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Rules and principles for students

5 Rules for students
  1. Never make noise in class because it disturbs others who are sleeping
  2. .Be absent to keep campus clean.
  3. Take some fruits for animals in the staff room.
  4. Always take bags because it acts like a pillow.
  5. Never be early to class otherwise no one will notice you...!!!

5 Principles of students life:

  • Love your bed , it is your temple
  • Relax in the day so that you can sleep at night
  • Dont do something omorrow that you can do day after
  • If you feel like studying sit down and wait till the feeling
    goes away.
  • Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for sick

5 Points to prove that you are a normal student

  1. Unnecessary talk on the phone
  2. Plan each day to study but at the end of the day "kal se pakka"
  3. You have all notes but study one day before the exam.
  4. Right now you are thinking of forwarding this to all your friends.
  5. On each point you smiled because its true..!!!

Friday, December 26, 2008

School life Vs College life

School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days
College: 100 colored dresses for 1 day
School: 2 note books for 1 subject
College: 1 notebook for all subjects
School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)
College: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette)
School: Most frequent letter-Leave letter
College: Most frequent letter - Love letter
School: if we go itz boring
college :if we dont go its boring

Monday, October 6, 2008

handling INDIA me alone!!!

LETS SEE..............
Population of india : 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.(Both categories don't work)
1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore are under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.
U are busy ' reading blogs.. '..!!

apple apple apple

join Laughter challangBanta class mein - madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok ,
to sunao..Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….
aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam….
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
z for zara sa to khalo apple
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

naked truth

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed
1 Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test for the next day In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirtThen went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night & on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 daysOn the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days
The Test consisted of only 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Q1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q2. which tyre bursted? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right !
Hats off to the Dean

Monday, August 25, 2008

laff for a while

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

laff for a while

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I’m falling in love

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!

Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents

Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab

Difference between real and fake friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days thengive it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for lifE